Top Ten Ways To Have More Fun At The Pool Hall
-jeffrey

11. Make the game more challenging by creating a rule that says you're not allowed to put a ball in the pocket until it bounces off of a minimum of four walls.
10. Come in wearing a swimsuit and swimming cap and accuse the manager of false advertising.
9. Put clear plastic cups in all but one of the pockets and hide that fact from the person you're playing against.
8. Make use of the bridge for every single shot, no matter how easy the shot is.
7. Impress everyone in the room by simultaneously spinning four ball racks around on your arms for a predetermined amount of time.
6. Switch between stripes and solids (or vice versa) halfway through your match and see if anyone notices.
5. Put blue chalk on your nose to distract your opponent.
4. Convince your opponent that it's good luck to hit the 8-ball in.
3. See how many billiard balls you can fit into your mouth at one time.
2. Pretend the pool cues are light sabers and reenact scenes from Star Wars.
1. See how many times you can make the ball jump off the table and hit other players.

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