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12. Yell out a request for ?Free Bird? after every song.
11. Go crowd surfing and see how many people you can get to feel you up.
10. Get something pierced.
9. Bring a beach ball to throw at the people blocking your view of the stage.
8. Dress all slutty and try to become a groupie.
7. Pretend to be a roadie so you can try to hook up with a groupie.
6. Cheer every time the lead singer mentions a nearby town or insults the audience.
5.Head bang along with the music until:
a) Your nose starts bleeding.
b) You wake up later in the first aid station.
c) Your head explodes.
d) All of the above.
4. Wave your lighter back and forth slowly on all the fast-paced songs.
3. Expose your nipples upon request.
2. Inhale all the tasty second-hand smoke.
1. Attempt ballroom dancing with a partner in the center of the mosh pit.