Top Ten Movies That Should Be Made Into Musicals
-jeffrey

12. Home Alone II (I'm just kidding. That movie is too perfect to change.)
11. The Godfather (I've always wanted to see the mafia sing more.)
10. Citizen Kane (A few dance numbers would've really added some ZING to that movie.)
9. Dude, Where's My Car? (Dude, Ashton Kutcher can sing and dance!)
8. Dances With Wolves (It already has dancing. They just need to add the singing.)
7. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (I want to see Gandolph and Frodo slow-dance together.)
6. Terminator 2 (If Arnold can be a successful movie star and a California governor, surely he can sing and dance fabulously!)
5. The Matrix (Finally, song and dance in bullet-time.)
4. The Sound of Music (Oh wait...that's already a musical. Well...they should remake it...with hip hop beats...beats by Kanye West. He's popular now, right?)
3. Passion of the Christ (All the music will be by D.C. Talk.)
2. Cast Away (Remember that hour-long section of the movie with no dialogue? I say they fill that hour with Tom Hanks and the volleyball dancing together in the sand. And some singing...put that in there, too.)
1. Showgirls (Finally, a musical that both you and your girlfriend can enjoy.)

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