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9. Go in with a screwdriver and take all of the seats off the toilets.
8. Go right next to an occupied stall and have a very long cellular phone conversation.
7. Stand on a toilet seat and wait to jump out and scare those coming in to relieve themselves.
6. Steal all but one piece of toilet paper out of every stall.
5. Quickly run by all of the automatic-flushing urinals to create a porcelain waterfall.
4. Clog every hole and drain you can find to make your own indoor swimming pool.
3. Make beautiful artwork on the walls with your feces.
2. Try to convince people that the toilet seats are clean enough to eat off of.
1. Stand outside one of the stalls with a flashy shirt, a pair of dark sunglasses, and a velvet rope and charge people twenty dollars to enter.