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Top Ten Ways To Get A Hug
-jeffrey

11. Go up to random people on the street and say, ?You look like you could use a hug.?
10. Tell people your 3-month-old kitten just died.
9. Start crying frantically, curl up in the fetal position, and continually ask for your ?mommy?.
8. Pretend to be sensitive and listen to other people's feelings.
7. Keep saying, ?I sure could use a hug,? until someone finally gives in and hugs you.
6. Whenever you're having a conversation with two or more people, excitedly say, ?group hug? and spread your arms as wide as you can.
5. Tell people you have an illness that can only be cured through hugs.
4. Ask your friends on a daily basis, ?Don't you owe me a hug??
3. Close your eyes, wrap your arms around yourself, and pretend to be hugging someone who isn't you.
2. Pay a homeless person five dollars to hug you.
1.Constantly make bets with others where the wager is five hugs.

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