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13. Halloween decorations that you no longer use.
12. One of the 36 candy canes other people gave you throughout the holiday season.
11. A Christmas tree ornament that you crafted out of macaroni, glue, and sparkles.
10. An autographed picture of yourself which they can sell when you become famous.
9. A shoe box full of pennies.
8. A package of extra-fluffy cotton balls.
7. A "magical" fruitcake.
6. A six-pack of inexpensive beer.
5. The sweater your Aunt Cathy knitted for you last Christmas.
4. A subscription to the "Scarf of the Month" club.
3. One hundred shares of Enron stock.
2. An envelope stuffed to the brim with expired coupons.
1. A Christmas stocking full of love.