Top Ten Ways To Have More Fun At The Bank
-jeffrey

12. See how long they?ll let your loiter inside the bank.
11. See if they?ll give you all of your change in silver dollars.
10. Refuse to roll your coins and bring them in separated into various sandwich baggies.
9. When opening a new account, change your mind on what kind of account you want every time the banker returns with the required paperwork.
8. Ask for the combination to the vault.
7. Continually loop the bank, stopping at the drive thru window every time and making a deposit of 15 cents.
6. Situate the velvet ropes so that those waiting in line will circle continuously.
5. While waiting at the drive thru window, spark a conversation with the bank teller on how cool the ?money transporter tube? is.
4. Bring a card table and a sign that says, ?This window is open,? and set up shop in the center of the bank.
3. Ask the teller if you can make a generous deposit of love into your account.
2. Come in with a mask and a bag with a dollar sign on it.
1. Ask if they?ll put your teddy bear, Mr. Snuggles, in a safe deposit box for you.

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