Top Ten Things To Do During A Blizzard
-jeffrey

12. See if you can get a pizza delivered to your house. (Promise them a $50 tip.)
11. Tell your boss you were late to work because you had to take a sled instead of your automobile.
10. Plan out your three-story snow fort. (If you actually build it, challenge your neighbors to 6-hour snowball fights.)
9. Roll around in the snow, attempting to become a snowman.
8. Ski everywhere. (Ski around in your house, too.)
7. Stay in bed 23 hours a day. (Only get up to use the restroom and to get crackers to eat in bed.)
6. Build an igloo. (Days later, brag about it to your friends.)
5. Put a white sheet over yourself and sneak up on people outside.
4. Watch the ?Lingerie Bowl.? (I swear to God, I saw an advertisement for this on the TV. You can watch it for $20 on pay-per-view. It?s like the super bowl for naked chicks or something.)
3. When no one is looking, make a pile of snow behind your car so that you can?t drive to work the next day due to ?the forces that be.?
2. Stock up some snowballs in your freezer for use in July.
1. Turn the heat up to 90 degrees (Fahrenheit), put on a hula skirt, and pretend you?re in Hawaii. (To further the experience, make a giant volcano out of paper mache, baking soda, and vinegar.)

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