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12. Take our ?How Much Holiday Spirit Do You Have?? quiz. (Quickly! Before Christmas is gone!)
11. Ask all cute persons you meet if they?d be interested in having a triple X-mas with you.
10. Use frankincense and myrrh for stocking stuffers.
9. Be more festive by wrapping yourself in Christmas lights and wrapping paper.
8. Wake up at 4 a.m. and pretend to be the ghost of Christmas present.
7. Make receiving gifts a huge hassle by wrapping your gifts in duct tape.
6. Add Santa and a giraffe to your nativity scene to amuse yourself.
5. Arm yourself with mistletoe and march around, daring people to ?kiss this? and ?kiss that?.
4. Refuse to conform to the traditional colors and wear purple and gray to Christmas dinner.
3. Go sit on the mall Santa?s lap and say, ?I need to use the bathroom,? followed by a long a pause and, ?Ahhh?that?s much better.?
2. Confuse people by putting their gifts in oversized boxes and taping weights to the bottom of the box.
1. Make a plan to steal Christmas, steal Christmas, realize that Christmas isn?t about gifts and trees, and then restore Christmas.