Top Ten Things To Do On Thanksgiving
-jeffrey

9. If you don?t have an electric carver, just use a chainsaw to slice the turkey. (Or just put the whole thing into a huge blender.)
8. Come to dinner with a list of adjectives and a thesaurus to compliment the meal. (These biscuits are absolutely succulent and totally scrumptious!)
7. Dress up as a turkey and go door to door, asking for mashed potatoes and cranberries.
6. Invite a homeless person to Thanksgiving and then make him decorate your Christmas tree the following day. (Or just be nice and feed him some food or something. I dunno. Do what you want. See if I care.)
5. Have the whole family eat out of one long bowl so you won?t have as many dishes to wash.
4. Don?t have leftovers. Have a food fight!
3. Don?t have turkey. Have Tofurkey! (Is that trademarked?)
2. Be sure to wish everyone a ?Happy Spanksgiving!!?
1. Watch soccer and let the men do the dishes. (It?s like opposite world!!!)

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