Top Ten Things To Do At The Mall
-jeffrey

12. Purchase one thing from every restaurant at the food court and enjoy your feast fit for a king.
11. Be sure to heckle Santa, the Easter bunny, or the Tooth Fairy whenever they?re talking to children at the mall. (I?d go see the Tooth Fairy if she was at the mall.)
10. See if you can visit every single Starbucks in that mall. (It?s the Starbucks Challenge!)
9. If there are any children?s rides at the mall, be sure to ride them, no matter how ?adult? you look.
8. Pinch strangers? butts as they pass. (It happened to me and it could happen to you, too.)
7. Be a mall rat. (Or maybe a mall mouse.)
6. Use the photo booth on the second floor for your secret H.Q. (headquarters)
5. Try to impress the cute salesperson by locking yourself into a dressing room. (Make yourself look as helpless as possible.)
4. Sit down on one of the many benches and hang out with some old people.
3. Continually say, ?I can?t believe they have all these stores in one place. It?s so convenient!?
2. Ask the security guard if you and your friends can spend the night in J.C. Penny if you give him $20.
1. Get your daily exercise by walking in the opposite direction on the escalators.

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