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14. Bob for watermelons or some other oversized fruit.
13. Stand on a street corner and make fun of all the children?s costumes. (You call yourself a witch? Your nose is hardly pointy.)
12. Go get Chinese food. (I think I?ve had had Chinese food for the past several Halloweens. Oh wait. Last year I had Japanese food. Well?some sort of Asian cuisine.)
11. Go the movie store and try to find the worst horror movie ever. Rent it. Watch it. And thoroughly make fun of it with your friends.
10. If you find yourself needing a costume in the middle of the night, quickly make your way to a toilet papered house and mummify yourself up with the toilet paper.
9. Give out healthy snacks to trick or treaters, like celery with peanut butter.
8. Totally freak out the neighbors by performing some sort of witchcraft or animal sacrifice.
7. Tell a scary story about being trapped in an elevator for five hours with Andy Dick.
6. Open all of the pixie sticks you get from trick or treating and attempt to consume them all at once.
5. Pop out from garbage cans and throw jack o? lanterns at trick or treaters. (You?re the headless garbageman!)
4. Go on a haunted hay ride and continually say, ?I don?t see what make this hay so haunted.?
3. Be entirely original and confusing by dressing as a Christmas tree. (Or a menorah.)
2. Claim to be the ?candy inspector? and run off with all the candy that people let you inspect. (Dumb people.)
1. Attempt to create a costume based on something intangible like love or fear.