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14. At the Grand Canyon, continually mutter, ?I don?t see what?s so grand about this place.?
13. Ditch your family (or tour group) and become a hermit in the Badlands, despite a severe lack of water. (You can get by on the pity of tourists.)
12. In Hollywood, play the game, ?Who Can Sneak Onto the Most Movie Sets Without Being Caught.? (It?s a great game. It really passes the time.)
11. When at Washington D.C., ask if they?ll let you be President for a day. (If this fails, inquire about serving in the House of Representatives.)
10. While visiting the pyramids, ask if you can take a mummy home with you if you promise, ?not to sell it to a museum.?
9. Go to Big Ben and inform everyone that the clock is one hour ahead, and that they should set their watches accordingly.
8. Demand a full refund at Disney Land, claiming, ?This was hardly the happiest place on earth.?
7. Go up in a lighthouse and inform the tour guide that you?ll jump if he/she doesn?t let you live in the top of the lighthouse.
6. When touring Stone Henge, tell everyone, ?Did you know that I own Stone Henge? Seriously, I do.?
5. When going out west, go to the St. Louis Arch and inquire about sliding down the side of the landmark on your stomach.
4. If you ever decide to go to Las Vegas, see how many people you can marry in one night. (Go back in a year and try to break your old record!)
3. On your trip to see the Indy 500, attempt to enter your station wagon in the big race.
2. Go see the Corn Palace and ask the tour guide, ?Whose stupid idea was this?? (Seriously, there?s a palace made of corn in the Midwest. You should totally check it out sometime. It?s awesome!!! It?s made of corn!!)
1. If you ever looking for fun at Niagara Falls, just purchase a strong, wooden barrel and a sturdy helmet of some kind.