Top Ten Conversation Starters That Will Get You Into An Argument
-jeffrey

9. ?Aliens abducted me last night.? (Actually, this might totally end all conversing that anyone is doing with you.)
8. ?Devo?s song, ?Whip It? is the best song ever made.? (Crack that whip!)
7. ?I think we should have a nice, long conversation about religion.?
6. ?Word on the street is that we evolved from apes.?
5. ?So?are those real??
4. ?Does this make my butt look big?? (The correct answer to this is, ?Yes, but in a good way.?)
3. ?Let?s play Monopoly!? (Or Risk!!)
2. ?You?re about as easy as level 1-1 on the original Mario Brothers video game for Nintendo.? (That?s pretty easy?)
1. ?(insert person?s name) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!? (This is how 68% of all wars in history were started.)

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