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13.?I'm fresh out of jail and willing to settle for you.?
12. ?How 'bout you and I go back to my place, use meiosis to produce haploid gametes, then fuse those gametes, producing a zygote?? (Every time you hear that phrase, a nerd falls in love.)
11. ?I slayed a dragon once. Well?actually it was moth. And it flew in my ear. And I guess technically the doctor was the one that got it out and ?slayed? it. But, I was pretty brave through the whole ordeal.? (I?m really milking the whole ?moth in the ear? thing, aren?t I?)
10. ?Could I have your phone number? I?d like to take you to the dollar movies and a moderately priced fast food dinner.? (Girls like guys who are frugal.)
9. ?This one time, I had so many pixie sticks I gave myself a seizure and a nosebleed all at the same time.?
8. ?I put the ?wang? in ?wangsta.?
7. ?After five years I can finally say that I?m STD free!!!?
6. ?Yeh?I?m a photographer. You wanna see my darkroom?? (Cameras are always useful things to have around.)
5. ?Let your hands do the talking, baby.?
4. ?No, that?s not a Chiquita banana in my pants. It?s a Dole banana.? (There?s a big difference.)
3. ?Seriously, I?ve got the magic stick. It?s in my car if you want to see it.? (Two 50 Cent references in one Top Ten list. I rock)
2. ?Oh, I love watching the Golden Girls. It?s my favorite tv show.? (Ok?let me level with you guys. I stole this line from somebody else who writes for this website. I won?t tell you who, though.)
1. ?I run my own website on the internet called Plasmafunk.? (Very impressive.)