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11. Have a contest with your co-workers by seeing who can sexually harass the most people in one day.
10. Put a suggestion in the suggestion box that states that everyone should start wearing nametags that describe them and their qualifications. (Give some examples like ? the office whore,? ?the company racist,? and ?the S.O.B. that we call ?boss??.)
9. Whenever your boss gives you a deadline, tell him or her, ?You?ll get it when I?m damn well ready to give it to you!?
8. Switch ties (or skirts, for the ladies) every half hour. (Every time someone asks, ?Did you change your clothes?? triumphantly reply with, ?Why, yes I did. Thanks for noticing!?
7. If you really want to freak people out, put several drops of yellow food coloring into the water cooler and shake it around a bit. (Come back later to see what the water cooler chat is like.)
6. Advise your boss to purchase dwarves so that they can write out the copies when the copier machine breaks down. (It?s a sound investment!)
5. Purposely misinform people by telling them that, ?Tuesday is casual day,? or ?Thursday is funny hat day.?
4. In the break room, secretly change the decaf coffee to caffeinated coffee and change the caffeinated coffee to decaf when no one is looking.
3. Waste the company?s bandwidth by downloading stupid things like dancing gerbils or lame Top Ten lists.
2. Send out pointless company memos that say things like, ?This is a company memo,? or ?I have just wasted three seconds of your life that you will never get back.?
1. Get a friend and sneak around putting fourth walls on people?s cubicles so that no one can get in or out.