Top Ten Things To Do During a Blackout
-jeffrey

12. (Number 12 is not here. Mostly because it was never created.)
11. Go to sleep! (It?s dark out, what else are ya gonna do?)
10. If you don?t feel like sleeping, there are many other things you could do in a dark room in your bed. (?Group activities are always fun, assuming everyone is of legal consenting age.)
9. Keep ?accidentally? bumping into all the hot girls and/or girls in the room. (Ya know?cause it?s dark?and you couldn?t see?and they?re hot?and you wanna touch them??accidentally,? of course.)
8. Take a shower in the gym without your usual embarrassment. (No one can see your ?bodily shortcomings? now.)
7. Try to find a reliable source and see if the words, ?bodily shortcomings? make any sense to anyone.
6. Strip down, paint your body, make a torch, and run around your house yelling and screaming. (Yay! Nudity!)
5. Recycle your toilet water by running it through a sock. (Now you have drinking water!)
4. Move to Mexico. (They may have bad water, but they have excellent power plants.)
3. Wonder why your Great Aunt keeps calling it a ?Brownout.? (I?m not sure what a ?Brownout? is, but I?m sure it involves lots and lots of poo.)
2. Convince your friend that he/she has gone blind. (Go to Wal-Mart and buy them a cane to further convince them.)
1. Blame Canada. (For the Blackout?and all of your other problems.)

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