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12. Your AOL instant messenger is measuring your online time in weeks instead of hours or days.
11. Your screensaver is forever burned into retinas. (You?ll be seeing flying windows for the rest of your life.)
10. You?ve given yourself carpel tunnel syndrome in a 24-hour period of time. (No more typing for you.)
9. Bill Gates is even starting to think that you?ve been on your computer too long. (He really wants you to get out and get some fresh air.)
8. Your friends and family have organized an intervention to get you off the computer. (Stupidly, they had the intervention in a chat room. Not the brightest move on their part.)
7. You?re typing in random web addresses. (I had to find out the hard way that www.joey.com was a homosexually related website. Eewwwwww?I didn?t mean the ?hard way? like that, you sicko.)
6. You?ve made your own website with a whole bunch of crap on it. (I still don?t know why people are going to the website. And I?m not sure who these people are. But, I am sure that they would probably make very good psychological studies. As would I.)
5. You?ve seen every single porn website on the internet. (That?s like?a lot of porn.)
4. You?re convinced that your computer is telling you to kill people. (It?s also telling you to kill other household appliances such as the tv and the microwave.)
3. You finally hit the monkey and successfully claimed your prize. (I?ve never actually tried hitting the monkey. I guess I always thought my computer would blow up or something.)
2. You?re saying phrases like, ?Holy malfunctioning motherboard, Computerman. It?s gonna blow!!? (You?ve officially gone crazy. Congratulations.)
1. You?ve ended up at www.plasmafunk.com. (You must really be bored.)