Plasmafunk! | Top Ten Lists

15. Procrastinate like you?ve never procrastinated before. (The next five things are examples of this.)
14. Drink as much caffeine as you possibly can.
13. Order some Chinese food. (The Chinese food is a very important part of the Top Ten process.)
12. Go get the Chinese food. (Seriously.)
11. Begin eating the Chinese food. (I think I should?ve put the last three together. Oh well.)
10. Make sure you make the list in a sleep-deprived state. (It makes things go a lot faster and makes the list seem a lot funnier?funnier to you that is.)
9. Sit down at your computer and wait for inspiration to strike you. (If you don?t have a computer you can write the Top Ten list on your arm.)
8. Once you have the idea for your list, write the title of the list and make it as lengthy and drawn-out as you can. (Make sure to capitalize all of the letters in the title for no reason.)
7. Decide what ?things? you want to use for your list. (Reasons? Ways? Things? Places?)
6. Make 5 super funny and/or kinda funny things for your list. (Mix things up by switching off between super funny and kinda funny?It?s a winning combination!)
5. Make 4-10 more things as space filler. (These don?t really have to be funny.)
4. Ask all your friends for more things to add to the list. (After doing this, you will soon discover that your friends aren?t funny at all. You no longer know why you even hang out with them.)
3. Double check to make sure there aren?t exactly ten things in your Top Ten list. (That would make too much sense.)
2. Make as many photocopies of the list as you can and pass them out to everyone you see. If you don?t have enough money to make photocopies, offer to write the list on people?s arms for them. (You could also just put your list up on a website.)
1. You?re finished! (At least until the lawsuits start rolling in. And, no, I don?t mean suits that lawyers wear.)