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8. It was originally a cow that invented and perfected the very first skateboard. The cow (Robert) sold his invention at Hoofin' It Up skate shop in California in the late 1930's. Unfortunately, skateboards did not catch on until long after his tragic meeting with a Great White Shark on one of his frequent surfing trips with friends.
7. Just like horses, cattle like to be saddled up and ridden as frequently as possible. (Go try it!)
6. "Moo!" means "What's up?" in Bovinese. (the secret language of the cattle)
5. "Bovine University" is not a place of "higher education" for cattle. (It's actually a slaughterhouse in Nebraska)
4. Cows aren't vegetarians by nature, as many believe. They don't eat meat because of their strict religious beliefs. (All cattle share the same religion, Bovinian Cattilism. ...seriously)
3. Cattle lay eggs.
2. Secretly, cows enjoy being tipped. (It's like a cow roller coaster.)
1. 1 out of every 10 dairy farmers meets his or her untimely demise by trying to milk a bull. (bull= boy or man cow)