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13. Top Ten times Michael Jordan retired and then unretired (2003)
12. Top Ten reasons to not brush your teeth (You can have leftovers whenever you want.)
11. Top Ten obscenities of all time (Boobies!)
10. Top Ten sexually related uses of finger nail clippers (Play "Where did Mr. Smith hide the nail clippers on his body?")
9. Top Ten reasons the Top Ten lists never have exactly have ten items (Having ten items would make way too much sense and at the same time be brutally predictable.)
8. Top Ten ways to get high for under $10 (Find Louie, the guy who gives out free marajuana on the corner of 6th and Main.)
7. Top Ten things that prove Dick Clark is some sort of robot from Mars (He's like...what...120 years old?)
6. Top Ten places to hide a camera in a bathroom (In the tissue box. Nobody ever uses tissues.)
5. Top Ten reasons crystal clear Pepsi should still be around (C'mon...you could see right through the stuff!)
4. Top Ten reasons the Snuggle bear should be president of the United States (Because he or she is snuggly soft.)
3. Top Ten movies with the word "nefarious" in the title (The Nefarious Mr. Borrsley)
2. Top Ten reasons the phrase, "HOLY CALAMITY, SCREAM INSANITY!!" is awesome. (How can you even question its awesomeness? It even rhymes!!)
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