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Ohio State University; Columbus, Ohio ? After what has been described as a startling film on alcohol abuse on college campuses as part of a introductory psychology course, Peter Lazman has changed his entire philosophy on drinking to include a last will and testament. In the document, he promises his most prized possessions to his closest and dearest friends and family: his stereo to his girlfriend, Chelsea; his beer tap to his roommates; and his guitar and amp to his little brother. Upon completion and notarization of this legal document, Lazman excused himself to ?hospital night? at the Alpha Omega house in celebration of the recent football win. Said Lazman: ?Although the film did make me realize the high mortality rates associated with college binge drinking, the really scary part was thinking about who would inherit my beer bong.? Lazman then proceeded to jam an aluminum bottle against his forehead and scream ?Go, Bucks.?