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Hollywood, California ? In a recent twist of irony, rapper and self-proclaimed gangster 50 Cent was literally slapped in the face by a corporeal, personified Irony when the musician was unable to pay for a Coke at a gas station vending machine.

The allegorical Irony was disgusted by the obvious expression of himself, saying, ?Are you kidding me? This is too much, really. I?m not supposed to be this gaudy.?

The now famous, once gunned down, superstar was leaving a local gas station after filling up the tank of his Hummer with over eighty dollars worth of regular octane when he was reportedly struck by an incredible thirst. Searching through his pockets for some change, the rapper was unable to produce coins sufficient enough to provide even a can of Coke to abate his cotton mouth.

The ?artist? then searched his car?s glove compartment and under the driver?s seat and passenger seat, finding nothing but cocaine and Big Mac crumbs.

In a final acquiescence to his bodily demands, the musician was then forced to ask passersby for ?a coupla [sic] quarters.? He was then promptly bitch-slapped by Irony again.