No More Room For Jell-o, Deduces Tot Just Prior to Vigorous Vomiting
-luke

Fourth grader Timmy Davenport discovered recently on a field trip that a limit to jell-o consumption does exist. Responding to the taunts and jeers of his classmates, Timmy gave in to eating the jell-o from the lunch of every student on the bus.

Timmy, bloated and green was not able to make it off the bus, throwing his proverbial chunks on classmate Randy Thomson.

In a catastrophic domino event, several other elementary students also began worshipping the ceramic idol. The better students held the hair for the sickness stricken.

?It was like World War I or something,? commented the bus drive, ?oh, the humanity!?

It took several pounds of cedar chips to right little Timmy?s wrong.

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