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Tucson, Arizona ? In an office charity day gone awry, Steven Farson spent the entirety of the day designing the ?bitchin?est house these poor people have ever seen,? said Farson.

Recently graduated from architecture school, Farson has been overzealous in his pursuit of architectural perfection.

As his coworkers toiled in the summer sun, Farson became the most hated member of his crew as he sat under a tree, planning to change the simple ranch style house into a huge letter Q.

?Or maybe, I?d go for something more classic,? added Farson, ?like a roman house with an atrium. I know it will costs thousands more than Jimmy Carter will spend, but I think that it is worth building for these people.?

Farson worked hard all day, found it was five o?clock, threw his plans to the ground, helped himself to some refreshments, and drove off in his Jetta.

It is questionable whether Farson has given the entire mishap a second thought.